Cover of Skeleton (Pockets)
Dear poker gods,
Please give me pocket aces
and don't frigging let them be cracked.
I give thee powerful poker gods, thanks.
I just got dealt pocket Aces.
The flop looks safe,
the turn is uh-oh,
-Written by a poker player
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